brootal-emocore:

bloodyoathmate:

those people who insult you and then act like the victim when you say something about it

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"WOW OMG I WAS JUST KIDDING JESUS Y CANT U JUST TAKE A JOKE GOD GET OVER IT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL OMFG WOW I DID NOTHING WRONG"

For every Reblog 1$ will be donated to my autistic brothers fundraiser :)

gayasthefourthofjuly7:

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99% of people won’t reblog this because they think it’ll make their blog look as shitty as their heart.

curiouslymistook:

healthycomfyhappy:

blk0912:

boredandmoist:

This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

Give it time.

Needed this today

when you hear people preach that it gets better, they aren’t joking. if it’s not better yet, it will be. 

this post could literally be saving lives rn and that is why i love this website.

lavendermagdalena:

awkwardlysocial414:

manhood:

I’m in tears she farted like twice

Obsessed

BRUH 😂

pattinsin:

i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear

Cake Boss inspired things to say during sex:

tobiscuits:

  • We’re gonna dirty ice it
  • EEEeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy
  • This is my brother in law, Joey
  • I don’t think it’s going to fit through the door
  • What a great reaction

wh-isky:

 WILL WRITE ABOUT THE FOLLOWING, LEAVE ONE IN MY ASK BOX.
  • Dear person I hate,
  • Dear person I like,
  • Dear ex boyfriend,
  • Dear ex girlfriend,
  • Dear ex datemate
  • Dear ex bestfriend,
  • Dear bestfriend,
  • Dear *anyone*,
  • Dear Santa,
  • Dear mom,
  • Dear dad,
  • Dear future me,
  • Dear past me,
  • Dear person I’m jealous of,
  • Dear person I had a crush on,
  • Dear girlfriend
  • Dear boyfriend
  • Dear datemate
  • Dear pet